ME - 'You know, you would save heaps on those ciggarettes if you bought them at Woolworths'

THEM - 'But then i wouldnt see YOUR lovely face each morning'

ME - 'Thats true, but the old ladies that work there are nice, and at least you'd be hanging around with someone your own age.'

(Removes foot from mouth)

.......... Later that day.

ME - 'As much as im sure you enjoyed your 4WDing experience, driving over our gutters, garden and grass, we actually have a driveway just over there.'

THEM -'really? Oh, its hard to see isnt it.'

ME -'Um... not really... its the big flat thing with cars driving on it'