I got drinking super-powers for my birthday. Now I just need to learn to use those powers for good & not evil…

Do you remember that scene from Wolf of wall street, where they were tossing midgets at a giant target? Some day's you're going to feel like you're the target... on other days you're going to feel like a middle aged man in a suit... but on the good days - nay GREAT days - you're the little dude in the multicoloured miniature silk Jockey outfit flying through the air. Those days - are what memories are made of.